Your tits are I can't wait for
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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