I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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