at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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