Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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