why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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