I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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