just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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