the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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