Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I have fence marks all over my body
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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