Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
well you can't waste a boner
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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