what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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