It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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