Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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