And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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