I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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