Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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