Can Purell be used as lube?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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