508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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