Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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