Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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