They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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