Nicole vs. Life
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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