My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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