Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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