i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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