I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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