Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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