I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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