I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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