whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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