What a fucking waste of an outfit
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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