i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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