so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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