yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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