i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize