We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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