nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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