You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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