took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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Green mimosas i think yes
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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