Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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