Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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