he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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