Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Randomize
