Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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