If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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