I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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