Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Use "feeling words"
Yay
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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