Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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