Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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