I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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