I wish I only lived at night.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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