So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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