Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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