i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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