Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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